Granny Lockjaw
when a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his c-ck between her gums. upon the mans c-mming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his d-ck.
steve: dude, mike, your grandma phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
mike: i’m sorry man, i always knew she was senile…
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