Grape Jelly


term used to mean “jealous”

like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren’t a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel “grape jelly.”
my brother went to georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

it made me soooo grape jelly.
greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, god help him!
omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
yuck rub my grape jelly!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.

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