Grape Rape
going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don’t meet your standards. secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.
person 1: ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
person 2: what about the white ones
(person 1 looks and feels)
person 1: naa their brown and sh-tty at the top
(supermarket manager looks and spectates)
supermarket manager: grape rape.
the best shadow priest on the alterac mountains server. he is hands-down better than any other spriest on the server…and has melted more face than any shadow priest in the history of world of warcraft.
omfg bro…graperape is at lm, let’s go to stables.
what happens when you draw a still life too accurately. usually if there is a bunch of grapes in your picture, they will appear on top of each other.
dude, those grapes look like they’re humping each other.
i know. total grape rape.
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