grapholagnia
(graff-o-lag-ne-ah)
an abnormal desire to look at p-rnography.
“now, how many of you sick f-ckers writting s-xual definitions know your suffering from grapholagnia?”
example #2:
yepsen: man, i can’t find the guys! have you seen an of them come threw here?
кели: yeah, those f-ckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to jj on instant replay.
yepsen: aw sh-t girl. how long they been back there?
кели: a good minute now. you know they all got the grapholagnia!
yepsen: i don’t know if i wanna catch grapholagnia. is it worse than the clap?
кели: -smack- no, you jack-ss. it’s not vd is’t a condition!
yepsen: a conditon…like the hair stuff?
кели: noooo, awww f-cket. man, just go see the guys!
yepsen: should i wear protective gear? i don’t wanna catch nothin!’ i’m meating up with my lady in a minute.
кели: sh-t, i would! why do you think i’m out here? somebody’s gotta work.
yepsen: true, true. for serious though…is is contagious?
кели: man, get the f-ck on and read a book. it’s a desire to look at p-rnography!
yepsen: oh d-mn, . . .i know plenty of fools with that girl!
кели: obvious right!? just look at the writting on the wall here;d
yepsen: you gonna come check out some jamison?
кели: no man. i may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill.
yepsen: later!
кели: be good man!
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