gravy thief


a woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. specifically, the “thief” tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have s-x with him. afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man’s “gravy” from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her v-g-n-. she may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she’s successful.
poor bob fell victim to a gravy thief. now he has to pay child support for a kid that’s being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

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