greasy girl
a female human who:
– spends so much time pursuing s-xual intercourse that she neglects her hygiene, and hence, has a greasy glow to her skin.
– is likely under the age of consent, since she has a fair amount of acne and a greasy complexion, a sign that she is still in the midst of p-b-rty.
– wears impractical, yet flirty clothing in her attempt to attract s-xual partners, but will likely cause her to sweat during the summer months.
– is a heavy user of nicotine products (especially chewing tobacco).
male 1: son, this girl started snapchatting me last week. she says she wants to hang out.
male 2: you should probably stay away from her, she’s a bit of a greasy girl.
male 1: what makes you say that?
male 2: she hangs out at the gravel pit with random guys and dips a lot.
male 1: decent! i’m definitely going to hang out with her then.
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