sam winchester was a great f*ck, but i’m pretty sure that i’m going to die because i had s*x with him.
when you want to say same, and similar, but you can’t decide and just need to say something, so your brain is an idiot and spits this out. “bro, we got lit” “sameilar fam!”
- taliban c*ck
when you jerk off don’t have any tissues so you rap your d*ck with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the islamic fundamentalist group. no tissues? i guess i’m gonna have to go with taliban c*ck again tonight.
when there is one guy and multiple women when will i get invited to a banannarama!
- tennessee facemask
during s*x, right before you c*m, you pull out and bust on her p*ssy. then the woman takes your head and shoves it in the c*m, replicating a mask. my girl was upset with me from the other night and gave me a tennessee facemask.