Greek Week
(n):
1. week-long celebration of panh-llenic fraternities and sororities at american universities and colleges. students partic-p-te in a litany of meaningless events that the rest of the campus cares nothing about – capitulated by “skits” being preformed. usually characterized by “frat row” or another greek-populated area of campus resembling that of a frat boy and sorost-tute minefield.
“hey man, you hear the sigmas are coming back!”
“no one f-cking cares about greek week.”
we all know the ancient greeks liked a little -n-l s-x here and there, so when a woman is on her period and must surrender her -ss to her man for a week while the tampax are occupying the front, this is “greek week”
karen picked up some k-y at the drugstore whenever she bought tampons, because she knew greek week was coming.
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