Green Arrow
the greatest superhero ever. he’s a total bad–ss that dresses like robin hood and has a mustache that puts ned flanders to shame. his weapon of choice is a bow and arrow. he is know to be a lady’s man. i’ve heard rumors that he’s slept with over 350 woman, and over 25 guys. that’s pretty d-mn cool if you ask me.
guy #1: hey, what’re ya reading?
guy #2: oh, nothing. just a f-cking green arrow comic!
guy #1: oh.
guy #2: yep…………so, wanna toss my salad?
the absolute ant-thesis of what it means to be a member of a team. this term comes directly from the call of duty series where teammates are represented on a minimap by small green arrows. in world at war and later installments, a green arrow can be anyone outside of a player’s squad.
a typical green arrow shows little regard for victory conditions, no self-preservation or communication skills, no weapon knowledge, and an overall lack of understanding with respect to basic gameplay mechanics. always in direct contrast with “blue arrow”.
teammate: “hey, green arrow, help me out. there is a sniper in that building, and you’re right behind him.”
green arrow: “…”
teammate: “why are you just standing there?”
green arrow: “…” (pulls out grenade)
teammate: “yes, at least take him out.”
green arrow: “…” (grenade detonates in hand)
teammate: “…” >:(
when you f-ck a man/woman in the -ss who consumed blue food coloring so when you pull your d-ck out it turns green.
i green arrowed my girl hardcore last night nigguh.
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