Green Box


greenbox: (gree-ahn-bawksz) the electrical box where smokers, art freaks, emos, band geeks, weird kids, goths, lame kids, losers, unaccepted f-gs, kids who shop at target and/or walmart and people who wear dc hang out, usually caught by greenbox patrol. these kids are known as “green box kids”
guy #1: hey foof look at the kid over there with the glow in the dark pants with twenty zippers on them.

guy #2: that’s a “green box” lookin’ -ss kid right there he looks like sora from kingdom hearts.
an electrical box where smokers hang out, usually to be caught by golf-cart popo.
those b-tches by the green box just got arrested!

well they always be smokin and they were bound to be caught eventually.
an ancient contraption found inside the woman’s v-g-n-. it lies deep inside and shines a bright green glow. there is an order of instructions you must follow if you come upon a green box.

do not twist it..if you do, this is a girl’s defense mechanism. twisting the green box will result in a laser beam being shot out. originated in the punany of hilary duff.
“d-mn when i get wit hilary duff, i reach far in there and twist that green box all the way around. she screams like a baby.”
a place to go normally in the summer time to smoke blunts, drink alcohol , and watch the seasons beer league baseball.

green box is filled with different people everyday along with the “green box b-ms” vincent,andy, and debra. many different substances and items have been lost underneath green box benches. so when your there, watch your sh-t
“meet me at the “green box” we’ll smoke a nice blunt.

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