Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster
(n) a claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky p–py brains, in public for maximum humiliation.
(v) anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you b-llsack
(n) guy 1: sigh
guy 2: what’s the matter.
guy 1: tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
guy 2: green lantern: stand up coaster?
guy 1: yep.
(v) dude, this dude just threatened me he’s gonna hand my -ss to me. i’m green lantern: stand up coaster-ing right now!!!
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