green light race


the momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. its a race when the light turns green. the races typically ends when…
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket
“dude that guys just revved….hold on let me put on my seat belt”

“why are you putting your seat belt on?”

“you have to race him dude…its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!”

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