Greendale
a boring small town in wisconsin. if you find yourself in greendale and you’re not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from “the village” then you probably got lost on your way to milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. if you’re not one of the 2 you’ll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.
person 1: where are we and why is everyone driving an suv and smiling
person 2: i don’t know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
person 3: turn around now, we’re in greendale
a series of towns with an attractive name to get people to come to and work jobs in during the great depression.
yay people have jobs in greendale
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- Gresmer
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