greendophile



one who is s*xually obsessed with cash money. gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant b*n*rs and/or wet p*ss*es. submitted by sh3p
my doctor thinks i am a greendophile because i had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so i could bang my *sshole with them while i had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of michael douglas’ monologue from wall street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. he’s a quack, eh?

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