greener


student of the evergreen state college in olympia, washington.
what do you mean you don’t have grades and live in “the soup”? you must be a greener.
someone who attends the evergreen state college in olympia, wa.

a stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. in reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.
girl: “what’s the quickest way to starve a greener?”
guy:”i don’t know.”
girl:”hide their mom’s credit card under a bar of soap.”
noun. a person who, never happy with what they have even if they wanted it, is constantly searching for something better.
that greener has a porche and he’s complaining because it’s not a farrari.

that guy has a girlfriend but he doesn’t tell anyone because he’s on the lookout for someone better. he’s such a greener.
a “greener” is a person who is the life of a party. shy in day to day activities, but will come out of their sh-ll at parties and do legendary things. rappin’, joking, running around naked, picking up hot babes.
“d-mn you shoulda seen aaron last night, he had a greener night for sure.
phlemgy, snotty spit or bogey.
people who care about the environment
if you care about your environment, it means that you are greeners
noun. a person who bases their opinions solely off wikipedia, and chooses to remain ignorant of any sort of professional research, most specifically researchers from ucla.
i have a very strong suspicion that greener used wikipedia to put his cl-ss together. the examples used in cl-ss are the same examples on a wikipedia article, and in the same order…

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