greengasm
the reaction an enviromentally friendly person has when they see/buy/hear about/do something good for planet earth
they were selling recycled paper half price at whsmiths; i had a greengasm
the warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a discovery channel film about nature.
this is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
“i just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from dennis weaver! it was great until he made me think about global warming…”
“that audi commercial is like green-rape; i think i had a dirty greengasm after watching it. i have to go shower now.”
“geoff lawton gave me multiple greengasms. i can’t wait to watch that one again!”
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