greentard
someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. like burning books so they don’t need to cut down more trees. walking across a forest to work so they don’t need to use a car, and killing a squirrel’s habitat in the process. and buying their anti-car protest placards from wal-mart, then drinking a starbuck’s coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china “fair trade” sticker so they think they’re helping the environment.
sara worked 30 hours at mcdonald’s last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from wal-mart! what a greentard!
someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. like burning books so they don’t need to cut down more trees. walking across a forest to work so they don’t need to use a car, and killing a squirrel’s habitat in the process. and buying their anti-car protest placards from wal-mart, then drinking a starbuck’s coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china “fair trade” sticker so they think they’re helping the environment.
sara worked 30 hours at mcdonald’s last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from wal-mart! what a greentard!
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