Gregging


‘gregging’ is the process by which an individual m-st-rb-t-s into a hat. though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his p-n-s in a hat, and/ or using the hat to m-st-rb-t-. to ‘greg’ someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
example 1)
it has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
“gregging,gregging you… filling up your beret with my p-n-s”

example 2)
ray: “man, what the f-ck is up with your hat?”
james: “you wont believe it, some punk gregged it last night at the party!”
ray: “ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before”

example 3)
mark: “hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?”
bryn: “h-ll yeah!, ill go first”
30 minutes later
man with hat: “b-ll-cks”
{verb}: cave diving term:
1. to repeatedly hit your tanks on the top of a cave while scuba diving (cave diving).
2. to continually drag your tanks/manifold across the top of a cave while scuba diving.
3. to notch out the edge of a ledge with the leading edge of your valve manifold.
“you were gregging the cave so much it’s a foot taller in there now!”
to intentionally ignore someone. typically because they have annoyed you.
girl 1: you still talking to that guy we met?
girl 2: no, he is so annoying, he won’t leave me alone. i am totally gregging him.
to update your facebook with 30+ updates/links in an hour, usually music videos and posts about how bored you are.
greg was totally gregging on facebook last night – he posted 15 miley cyrus videos, 10 abba videos, and wrote 15 statuses about how much he loves justin bieber’s hair.
in poker when you get rivered, or had a bad beat, or for any reason you just feel like b-tching or being a little b-tch.

stop gregging you little ho. i knew my 2-7 off suit would punk your -ss in the end… b–tch. that’s why i called you. now sit down and shut up
the act of pursuing straight men, as a gay man.
a h-m-s-xual saw a handsome straight man walking by and follows along trying to get into the “friend zone” only so that when they go on an overnight trip he can jump on that mans -ss!

guys best friend: dude, he is so gregging on you right now.
a term used to describe going to the bakery ‘greggs’ and buying food for a meal or snack
mikki: “hey, binks! you gregging for lunch today?”
binks: “nah, i’m going subway!”

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