Grenader
someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a “grenade” (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade’s much more attractive friend.
side note: bonus points if you get a bj and her name is dyk–ish, like becky or barbara but goes by barbie or something much s-xier.
jj: look at that blonde over there.
adam: yeah, but her friend is fugly.
jj: you owe me man.
adam: dammit, i’ll be the grenader.
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