gress
a female n-gg-r. contracted form of “negress.”
look at the size of the lips on that b-tt-ugly gress.
a totally random, yet mildy amusing ent-ty. (ref: pete gress)
‘so does anyone have any questions before we begin?’
(pause)
‘good, ’cause i probably wouldn’t be able to answer them’
-gress the tour guide
new term used to describe stagnance. lack of movement forward or backward. term can also be used to express melancholy.
origin:
the ill-strious thad senti once posed a question to a colleague – “if progress is moving forward, and regress is moving backwards, what is “gress”? roy pereira answered – stability, no movement, as in ‘how are you doing?’, reply – ‘just gressing’.
“your performance has really gressed this year” (performance has neither improved nor gotten worse)
“during the course of this meal, i have noticed that that rock climber has been gressing” (whilst eating this scrumptious meal the rock climber has neglected to move).
“i must say that i believe your defibulator is broken, as the patient’s condition has gressed despite the constant shocks you have been administering” (the patient is dead, please stop shocking him/her).
“how are you doing?” “gressing, how ’bout you?”
to gress is a term used in the dirty south that means to be under the effects of ecstasy (mdma). aka “gressors”, “gress pills”.
“dawg im so gressed i feel so good”
“hey cuz you know where any gression is at?”
“you know where to get some gression”
“ced while your in the trap i need some gressors”
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