Grey Hair Army


old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
gha: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

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