Grinding the Turtle
when you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you’re working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.
i was busy “grinding the turtle” when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!
having s-x up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your d-ck raw!
“did i see you at it with fat annie round the back just now, dude?” yeah! i need ointment! i was really grinding the turtle!
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