Grip mastery
teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
if your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how’s your grip mastery b8r?
although yearning for escalation from all his f-cking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor p-ssy and the only oral activities he’ll get will be laughter at his hard below average p-n-s, but he’s always down to fap especially encoregasm
with grip master aspirations j-zzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his c-ck fell short of the five inch average p-n-s length for six months into p-b-rty which is well short of seven inch average p-n-s length.
more laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
a grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no p-n-s exposed. if he had average length there would be some p-n-s exposed — if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some p-n-s exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
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