groach


v.

to pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.
“man! my p-ssy is so torn up from groaching with timothy last night. that was the worst idea i ever had!”
to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. this is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.
mike got totally groached out by josiah.

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