GROF


an internet shorthand for “get real or fry.”

it is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off on an unreal tangent that is not possible to fulfill in their lifetime.
man 1: kelly is fairly attractive.
man 2: she is totally out of your league.
man 1: i don’t think she is. i intend to marry her.
man 2: grof, dude.
the sound a chav makes when hit in the face.
chav : yer mar
you : -smack-
chav : grof!

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