Groin Clench
when a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.
keenan: did you see channing tatum in uniform in dear john?
caitlin: yes, i groin clenched so bad!
when a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can’t properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.
often referred to as a minge twinge
example 1:
man, dave grohl’s pretty hot. pretty d-mn hot. i’ll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there’s way too many people on this d-mn bus to get proper involved with myself.
example 2:
a: girl, you want to get out of this club?
b: babe, i’m groin clenching at the though of it!
a: oh baby! hummuna hummuna!
example 3:
that boy in that advert is pretty hot. i think he deserves some special attention but it’s been a long day so he’ll just get a groin clench or two.
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