Grolf


the sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.
“dude i hit that f-cking gopher!”
“yea, it grolfed”
“kinda creapy…”
“can we keep it?”
“you’re going to keep a r-t-rded gopher?”
“no! a dead one…”

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