Gronkitis
gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. an athlete that has gronkitis is very injury pr-ne and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. this disease is named for none other than the new england patriots tight end rob gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. gronkitis is a fusion of gronkowski and bronchitis.
example 1)
dude 1-derrick rose has only been in the league for 5 years and i swear he’s made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
dude 2-yeah he too suffers from gronkitis.
example 2)
the fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. symptoms include: flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.
what’s wrong with you? have you got gronkitis ?
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