groom
a word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. however it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.
“i hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release”
the ultimate trump card. a way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. grooms!
male princ-p-l in a wedding ceremony.
the scared groom was as stiff as a broom.
either of two male princ-p-ls in a civil union.
the h-rny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!
one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain
i used to be happy now i am married!
a dirty mongolian mexican half-breed who lives in squalor, characterized by excessive chew stains around mouth and clothing; lack of hair, p-n-s is also usually nothing to brag about
girl 1: “was he ugly as f-ck?”
girl 2: “yes he was, but nothing as vile as a grooms”
a state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. not to be confused with the concept, “don’t ever play yourself,” this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.
you need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? that’s low key grooms.
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