Groomba


j-panese grooming gorilla robot.

sh-t man that groomba be sweet at shavin your ugly -ss face. yo mama be needin one too dawg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgor9iug6na

guy one: is the groomba for real?

guy two: actually, yes. i have seen it on television. pretty crazy: i want one!!
an imaginary polish monster made up to scare kids.
the groomba is coming out tonight!

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