groovemonger
a person who readily dedicates their occupational existence to the sale and resale of anything but a good tune (groove). thus, “groovemonger” is an oxymoronic term that is rather general in its persuation (meaning).
i think i’ll visit the groovemonger because he has nothing to offer me but his lack of ident-ty – and i like that.
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