grottie
a girl who is gross, but a hottie. she burps, farts, scratches her b-tt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, “jackpot!”
particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she’s hot… and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
marry her.
you hit the jackpot, brotha! you’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. sonny is gross and a hottie. she’s a grottie!
something gross; disgusting
that mans wrinkles are grottie!
an adult movie star (p-rnstar) who has a brown -ss crack (-sshole).
you’ll hardly ever see them, but when you see a grottie you’ll be like… “…………oooookkk”
holy cr-p theres a grottie!
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