Groubie


the obsessive compulsory disorder condition whereby people go onto groubie to repeatedly check on their ridiculously good daily group discounts every single day of the week.
i haven’t washed my hand since my finger last spasmed on my mouse when i groubied a £7 professional haircut worth £23.

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