Ground Beef
the act of exposing a large portion of your scr-t-m to an unsuspecting onlooker without exposing a t-st-cl- or anything besides the disgusting and hairy skin of your ball sack.
the ground beef is way worse than the goat or the hemisphere cause it can take someone a bit of staring before they figure out what is going on.
the ground beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.
if you get a good enough ground beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. its awesome.
when a fat f-ck falls on the floor.
said when kim hasbrook falls on the floor when fooling around: “look mom, ground beef”
a bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs
“what do you call a cow with no legs.”
“ground beef.”
a really beat v-g-n- after a vigorous workout.
” man i have been riding this bike for too long, i got ground beef”
“i hit it till she was ground beef”
what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a bl-wj-b and shreds your d-ck
your girl gave me a bl-wj-b last night and i woke up with ground beef !
a girl who has had multiple s-x partners causing her v-g-n- to look like ground beef.
that chick has had s-x with so many guys she’s groundbeef!
when a mans slong is so big it touches the ground
zach’s ground beef scares me beyond all reason
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