group project
quite possibly the most idiotic educational device, created by hyper-ego professors whose sole existence on earth is to make you meet people in the library
man that group project sucked.
a project that requires you to work with your peers – intended to simulate the ‘real world’ where you work with other people on a day-to-day basis – it does this rather well, because like the ‘real world’ the bulk of the group will end up freeloading off of the work of the more responsible individuals (usually you).
you: well i was up all night finishing the write up for our group project. did you finish your portion?
brian: oh yea dude… i didn’t get that email, what are we doing again?
you: you do know the presentation is tomorrow morning…right?
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