groving
to cut the female grundle open to insert the male genitalia inside the now vagg-sshole, during coitus.
“i heard matt made her sit on a wood router!”
“oh dag nabbit!”
“yeah! he wanted a vag-sshole to go groving in!”
to gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.
the most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where pract-tioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
“dude, did you see william totally groving his wife on facebook the other day? he status was, ‘william is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it…’
“that’s bad, but just before that he was all like, ‘william is hoping his wife’s tummy quits being a meanie!!’ that’s some pretty bad groving right there!
“i don’t know if that’s more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, ‘william is madly in love with his perfect wife and making love to her every hour in new orleans!'”
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