Growing a Tail


1. having a turtle peaking

2. the point just before the break when taking a dump.
sorry i missed your call, i couldn’t get to the phone because i was in the can growing a tail!
the act of taking a dump. lightly refrenced as cr-pping, deucing, sh-ting, taking a sh-te.
after drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, i feel really skinny when i am done growing a tail.
1. having a turtle peaking

2. point just before the break when taking a dump
i gotta run, i’m growing a tail!
when you have to take a p–p.
carl: come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

jeff: hang on, i think i’m growing a tail. yup. give me a minute and we’ll go.
to be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.
gawd, i must have a sh-t, i’m beginning to grow a tail
when a girl takes a sh-t on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. a wet tail is the best.
my girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. then she said she felt like growing a tail.

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