growing boner


adverb; when a b-n-r (usually attained at night when you’re about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. it doesn’t help to m-st-rb-t-, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.
ho:wth is that?
you:oh sh-t -pain- its a growing b-n-r, get me some ice.

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