gruckle
any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man’s foreskin. similar to a speculum. usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. sometimes for s-xual gratification.
“hey mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? i think i put in too much cocaine.”
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