Grunder Trifecta
a grunder is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three stains in one’s a.k.a. at the same time. to achieve status, one must have signficiant , and stains in the at any one given time (if male). if female, , and stains at any one given time.
the stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, s-xual activity and dietary strategy. most grunder trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quant-ty and thickness of the stains.
the is often done as a precursor to creating a which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. the creates a strong allure when adding and to the stains of a .
while in the locker room after football practice, roger noticed that frank had been wearing the same for the past week. when confronted about the situation by roger, frank advised that he was just a stain away from having a perfect and advised roger that he was planning to go for the and antic-p-ted after his date with sonja the , he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
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