to perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp–ss. once this swamp–ss status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the sh-tters are full, and punish-f-ck the ever living bejesus out her. once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. once you’ve contemplated you’re own suicide, the process is complete.
leo: g-d d-mnit gabe!! what the f-ck is that smell?!
gabe: me and ryanne did a grungy garcia…
leo: no f-ck-ng sh-t sherlock!! i can smell that stench down the road!! you f-ck-ng filthy wookies need jesus!! and flush the f-ck-ng toilets you gutter sl-t!!!!
- guapo in her taco
j-zzing in a p-ssy i just made guapo in her taco
- happy elf
(v.) this occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a bl-wj-b to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. the male then pulls his partner’s ears just before -j-c-l-t–n, making her appear to be elf-like. “dat hoe so short, she could […]
a man who tries to rob a woman’s virginity. ryan totally heuplered that chick. wow, he is such a heupler.
a really kick-ss gangstar who performs every stereotype of a thug life e.g. rolling with drugs, guns and other illegal sh-t, committing crimes, doing drive-bys etc. witness the realest, a hoo-ridah when i put the sh-t inside 2pac – ambitionz as a ridah dood 1: ” hey, wh-ssup, heard you did some drive-bys last night…” […]
- iced fingering
the art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of s-m-n and subsequently inserting said fingers into a v-g-n-/-sshole. rob: ” she has a lovely set of buns….” adam: ” yeah! she needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!”