to perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-*ss. once this swamp-*ss status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the sh*tters are full, and punish-f*ck the ever living bejesus out her. once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. once you’ve contemplated you’re own suicide, the process is complete.
leo: g*d d*mnit gabe!! what the f*ck is that smell?!
gabe: me and ryanne did a grungy garcia…
leo: no f*ck*ng sh*t sherlock!! i can smell that stench down the road!! you f*ck*ng filthy wookies need jesus!! and flush the f*ck*ng toilets you gutter sl*t!!!!
- guapo in her taco
j*zzing in a p*ssy i just made guapo in her taco
- happy elf
(v.) this occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a bl*wj*b to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. the male then pulls his partner’s ears just before *j*c*l*t**n, making her appear to be elf-like. “dat hoe so short, she could […]
a man who tries to rob a woman’s virginity. ryan totally heuplered that chick. wow, he is such a heupler.
a really kick*ss gangstar who performs every stereotype of a thug life e.g. rolling with drugs, guns and other illegal sh*t, committing crimes, doing drive-bys etc. witness the realest, a hoo-ridah when i put the sh*t inside 2pac – ambitionz as a ridah dood 1: ” hey, wh*ssup, heard you did some drive-bys last night…” […]