grunt berry
when your -ss is really hairy and you sometimes get random sh-t (no pun intended) whether its actual sh-t, or underwear lint, stuck in said -ss hair. then you find it and it looks like a little gnocci and you pull it out and grunt. hence the name grunt berry. the berry is usually fibrous and full of protein if you have a dog or cat they will most likely eat it.
“dude i just pulled out a grunt berry the size of a f-cking golf ball.” “here doggy, who likes the skippy peanutb-tter??! eat my grunt berry b-tch!”
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