GTTAS
got to take a sh-t
when chatting online with someone you know well (or someone who you want to leave you alone), just let them know you are stepping away for a few minutes to drop the kids off at the pool.
while chatting with someone online:
loserfriend01: man that party last night was so crazy
you: brb, gttas
(20 minutes transpire)
you: ok, i’m back
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