guacamole cannoli


a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard p-n-s up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.
-“dude did you give sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?”
-“yeah, but i couldn’t finish because her f-ckin dog tess came out and started barking.”

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