guacamole facial
when a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. the resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.
in extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e a horse
“tonight … i’m all yours”
“are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?”
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