Guacamole Shotgun
when severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak o-ring at a high velocity (normally catching the sh-ttee by surprise). usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
digestive fluid will typically cause -ssburn.
‘normal’, brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a chocolate shotgun.
the difference being in color and the presence of -ssburn (only seen with the guacamole shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of sh-t).
bleeding is a common occurance.
“g-dd-mn, i guacamole shotgunned the porcelian to pieces…”
when severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak o-ring at a high velocity (normally catching the sh-tter by surprise). usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged sh-t.
digestive fluid will typically cause -ssburn.
‘normal’, brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a chocolate shotgun. the difference being in color and the presence of -ssburn (only seen with the guacamole shotgun, other severe illness-related sh-tting, or very large, healthy pieces of sh-t).
bleeding has been known to occur.
dana: “holy sh-t! how’s the porcelain on my throne melting?”
big d: “no joke? musta been that guacamole shotgun i discharged a few minutes ago. it has to be, the -ssburn is killing me…”
dana: “w’teh f-ck?!”
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