Guacamonut
invented by detective frank savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of “guacamole” and “doughnut” and is “the best cure in the world for a hangover,” according to detective dan stark. it consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. the dough fills you up; the cinnamon “gives you a righteous kick-start,” and the guacamole “acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids.”
me and keith richards went to m-ss last night for communion. boy, do i need a guacamonut!
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