Guaranteed Cummer
a person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in s-xual activity. this is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the s-xual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during s-xual relations. also known by the acronym gc’er.
hey kristen, i’d love for you to meet my friend, he’s a great guy, a real mensch. like all of the stallions who i call my wingmen, he is a guaranteed c-mmer.
what do you mean a guaranteed c-mmer?
oh, he c-ms every time, 100% of the time!
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