Guard Rail Grabber


a very powerful dump that is propelled out your -n-s at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the “safety” or “handicap rail” to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
at work today cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber i heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a resident evil murder scene.

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