Guardian of the Center of the Universe
a homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th street and indianapolis blvd in whiting, in from the 1970s to 1990s. do to its proximity to chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. there was once the architectural landmark of the illiana hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. the only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned white castles
i saw the guardian of the center of the universe, he sure got old.
i heard the guardian of the center of the universe used to work in a steel mill.
i heard the guardian of the center of the universe died.
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